Joke Of The Day
A twosome were playing on the ninth green when one collapsed from a heart attack.
“Please, I need help.” the man on the ground said.
The other player ran off saying, “I’ll go get some help.”
A little while later he returned, picked up his putter and began to line up his putt. His friend, on the ground, raised up his head and said, “I may be dying and you’re putting?!”
“Don’t worry,” the golfer said calmly. “I found a doctor on the second hole who said he’d come and help you.”
“The second hole? When is he coming?” the man panted.
“Hey! I told you not to worry,” he said, stroking his putt. “Everyone has already agreed to let him play through.”
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“My game is so bad I gotta hire three caddies — one to walk the left rough, one for the right, and one for the middle. And the one in the middle doesn’t have much to do.” -Dave Hill