Joke Of The Day
Two Scots, Rabby and Angus, are playing golf and come upon a hole with a long carry over a water hazard.
Rabby tees up and hits it into the middle of the lake. He reaches into his bag to find that he is out of balls. He then asks Angus for a ball and proceeds to hit it into the water as well.
This goes on three or four more times and when he asks Angus for yet another ball, Angus says.”Rabby, these balls cost me a pretty penny.”
Rabby replied, “Angus, if you cannot afford to play the game, then you shouldn’t be out here.”
An accurate description of your golf game
“Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly, but the player well.” -Unknown