Joke Of The Day
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit his ball across the fairway into some other woods.
Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand trap. All the while, he’d noticed that the club pro had been watching.
“What club should I use now?” he asked the pro.
“I don’t know,” the pro replied. “What game are you playing?”
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“Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick them up.” -Tommy Bolt