Joke Of The Day
Fred, playing as a single at St. Andrews, was paired up with a twosome.
After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing such a beautiful course by himself.
He replied that he and his wife had played the course every year for more than 20 years, but she had passed away earlier in the year, and he kept the tee time in her memory.
The other two commented that they thought certainly someone would have been willing to take her spot. After all, this was the Home of Golf.
“So did I,” Fred said. “But they all wanted to go to her funeral.”
What a *strike*
“I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.” – Bruce Lansky