Joke Of The Day
Dan and Brandon were playing a spectacular new golf course built on very scenic terrain — cliffsides and gulleys and ravines.
They reached the 6th hole, where Dan sliced a ball into a thickly wooded, deep ravine. Dan was determined not to take a penalty stroke, so he grabbed his 8-iron and descended into the ravine in search of his ball.
The brush was terribly thick and tearing at Dan’s clothes. The sunlight was dimmed by all the overhanging branches and vines. Dan kept searching, and finally spotted something shiny down below.
As he neared the object, he realized it wasn’t a ball, but a golf club. Dan took a closer look only to discover that it was an 8-iron – and it was in the hands of a human skeleton lying near an old golf ball!
Dan yelled out to his partner. “Hey Brandon, get over here, I got trouble down here!”
Brandon hurried over to the edge of the ravine and yelled down, “What’s the matter, Dan?”
Dan replied, “Can you bring me my 7-iron? You can’t get out of this stuff with an 8.”
This Guy Is A Pro
“A professional will tell you the amount of flex you need in the shaft of your club. The more the flex, the more strength you will need to break the thing over your knee.” -Stephen Baker