Joke Of The Day
Watching from the clubhouse overlooking the 10th green, a group of members saw a foursome approaching. Having marked their balls, suddenly one of the guys fell down and the three others started a fist fight.
The club president stormed out from the clubhouse to separate the fighting men.
“Why are you fighting?” he asked.
“My partner just had a stroke and died just now,” one of them said, “and these buggers want to include it on the scorecard.”
Don’t Fraternize With The Players, Please
“I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don’t count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush. ” – Thomas Boswell