Joke Of The Day
A U.S. citizen is vacationing on his own in Ireland. He decides to play a round of golf and is paired with three local gents.
He takes a few practice swings, steps up to the first tee, and proceeds to hook the ball out of bounds. He shakes his head, reaches in his pocket, and re-tees another ball. He tells his playing partners that he is taking a Mulligan. He pounds one down the center of the fairway about 280 yards out.
With a big smile, he asks the others “In the U.S., we call that a Mulligan; was wondering what you called it here in Ireland.”
After a moment of silence, one of the locals replies, “Hitting three.”
Even A Monkey Can Do It!
This chimp is out here draining 20 footers while I 3-putt for double. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ? – @golf_com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ • • • • • • #golfer #golfing #golfers #golflife #golfislife #golfstagram #instagood #golfaddict #whyilovethisgame #livegolf #golfclubs #likeaboss #bossstatus #golfswag #nevergetsold #golf
Golf’s A Beach
“One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?” — a U.S. Open Commentator.