Joke Of The Day
“Are you going out to play golf again?” a man’s wife complained.
“I’m only doing under doctors orders,” replied her husband.
“Do I look stupid to you?” she screamed.
“Honey, it’s true,” he said, walking out the door. “He specifically told me I need to get some iron every day.”
Adding Literal Insult to Injury
“Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.” – Harvey Penick