Bob was a religious golfer. Every Sunday morning, he headed to the golf course. It didn’t matter what the weather was like; it could be raining and 45 degrees, and Bob didn’t care. It was off to the course every single Sunday morning for years.
But one Sunday, Bob finally met his match with the weather. He got up early and drove out to the course, hoping the weather would improve by the time he hit the first tee. But once at the course, he knew he was beat. It was just a few degrees above freezing, and the rain was coming down steady and icy cold.
For the first time in years, Bob headed back home on a Sunday morning.
His wife was still in bed when he got there, so he took off his clothes, snuggled up to his wife’s backside and said, “Terrible weather out there.”
“Yeah,” his wife replied, “Can you believe my idiot husband went golfing again?”
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