A nun and a priest decide to take a day off, so they go golfing.
The nun gets a hole-in-one, but the priest hits it into a sand trap. He’s so angry, he shouts “God dammit, I missed!”
The nun reminds him not to take the Lord’s name in vain, and the priest apologizes and tries again. He hits it into the rough, and in his anger, shouts “God dammit, I MISSED!”
The nun once again tells him not to take the Lord’s name in vain, and he apologizes again. On his third shot, he hits it into the water and yells “GOD DAMMIT I MISSED!” and before the nun can say anything, a bolt of lightning strikes the nun, killing her instantly.
Out of nowhere, a loud voice boomed, “God dammit, I missed.”
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