Father O’Malley and one of his parishioners went out for a round of golf. Knowing he was playing with a man of the cloth, John was careful to mind his Ps and Qs and keep his swearing to a minimum.
On the first hole, Father O’Malley sliced his drive into the rough and John heard him mutter “Hoover!” under his breath.
On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard. “Hoover!” again, a little louder this time.
On the third hole, a miracle occurred and Father O’Malley’s drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole! “Praise be to God!”
He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in.
“HOOOOOVER!!!!” he shouted.
By this time, John couldn’t withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked why the priest always said “Hoover.”
Father O’Malley replied, “It’s the biggest dam I know.”
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