Jesus and Arnold Palmer were playing golf. It’s Arnold’s turn to tee off, and he does so on a long pa-5. It’s a great drive straight up the fairway, and he’s about 175 yards from the green.
“Not bad,” Jesus says.
Jesus then steps up to tee off, and He too hits a great shot, but it’s not anywhere near as close as Palmer’s first shot. Just as the ball comes to a stop, a gopher pops out of its hole, grabs Jesus’ ball in its mouth and starts to run up the fairway. Before it can get even 25 yards, an eagle swoops down out of the heavens and grabs the gopher in its mouth and flies off towards the green.
Just as the ball, eagle, and gopher get above the hole, a lightning bolt strikes out of a cloudless sky and vaporizes both the eagle and the gopher. The ball drops straight down into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus looks up and says, “Dad! Please! I’d rather do it myself!”
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