Two couples went out golfing together. The ladies hit first from the women’s tee and then stood aside as the men prepared to hit.
The first man took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely while passing some gas rather loudly in the process.
No one commented.
He addressed the ball again, but this time he passed just a little gas as he made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance.
The man was confused and said, “I wonder why it didn’t go any further?”
One of the ladies responded, “I don’t think you gave it enough gas!”
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