Bill and his wife Sally died and went to heaven together. They were met at the gates by an angel who was to show them the place.
“Right over here, we have our very own golf course!” the angel exclaimed.
“Wow! It’s beautiful! Can we play it now?” Bill and Sally asked.
“Anyitime you want,” said the angel.
So, the couple began playing. It was the most beautiful course they had ever seen. Everything was perfect; the fairways, the greens, even the rough was immaculate. The more they played, the more Sally beamed with happiness, but she noticed her husband was becoming disheartened and angry. Sally confronted Bill on what was wrong.
“I can’t understand why you’re not happy. We’re in Heaven, we’re together, we’re playing on the most beautiful and perfect golf course ever! What’s wrong with you?” she asked.
Bill looked at her and replied, “If you hadn’t fed us those damn bran muffins, we’d have been here years ago!”
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