There were three men who wanted to learn how to play golf, so they hired a golf instructor. The instructor asked the three men to hit the golf ball as far as they could. The first man hit way to the right, and the instructor yelled, “LOFT!”
Then the second man hit it way to the left, and again the instructor yelled, “LOFT!”
The third man hit the golf ball only two feet in front of him, and for the third time the instructor yelled, “LOFT!”
The three puzzled men asked the instructor how he could say the same thing after three completely different shots.
The instructor simply said, “Because you all have L.O.F.T… Lack of freaking talent!”