Two golfers, Jack and Mark, are playing a round and come upon a water hole.
Jack tees up and hits it into the middle of the pond. He reaches into his bag to find that he is out of balls.
He then asks Mark for a ball and proceeds to hit it into the pond as well.
This goes on four more times and when he asks Mark for yet another ball.
Mark says.”Jack, these balls cost me a pretty penny,”
Jack replies “Mark, if you cannot afford to play the game, you should not be out here.”
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