Bill’s wife greets him at the door when he arrives home from the golf course.
“How was your round?” she asks.
“Terrible, honey,” he replies solemnly. “Jimmy dropped dead of a massive heart attack on the second hole.”
“Oh my God!” his wife gasps. “That’s awful!”
“I know,” he says. “The rest of the day it was hit the ball, drag Jimmy… Hit the ball, drag Jimmy…”
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