Bill came home from golfing well after dark. His wife, Sally, asked him where had he been for such a long time. He told her that after his 8:00 a.m. round of golf, he stopped to help a gorgeous blonde with a flat tire.
After he had helped her out, the woman invited him back to her place for a cool drink and ended up in the bedroom with her all afternoon.
Sally replied incensed, “You lying S.O.B.! You played 36 holes, didn’t you?!”
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