A husband and wife were playing golf when suddenly the wife look at her husband and asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The husband was caught off guard, but recovered quickly and said, “No, sweetie.”
The woman wasn’t convinced. “I’m sure you would,” she said.
So the man obliged. “Okay, I would.”
The wife kept the questions coming. “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
The husband replied, “Yeah, I guess so.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
Standing over a putt and not thinking, the husband blurted out, “No, she’s left-handed.”
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