Joseph, a blind person, meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Tiger Woods becomes skeptical about a blind man playing golf, but says nothing.
“When I tee off, ” the blind man explains, “I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim.”
Tiger is impressed, and Joseph suggests that they play a round.
When Tiger agrees, Joseph asks, “How about if we play for $100,000?”
Tiger insists he couldn’t possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap. But Joseph didn’t stop bothering him until Tiger finally relents and says, “OK, it’s your money… when do you want to play?”
Joseph replies, “I’ll play any night you choose!”
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