A notorious stroke-cutter headed to the course looking for a game. Before he got to the tee, he asked the caddie master if there was someone who could carry his bag and keep his card.
The caddie master called one over of the available caddies and said, “Mr. Johnson here needs a caddie who can count and keep the score. What’s 3 and 4 and 5 add up to?
“11, sir,” said the caddie.
“Good, you’ll do perfectly,” the golfer said.
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