Jack Nicklaus had a bunch of mini-tour pros over for a BBQ around a small, beautiful lake at his North Palm Beach estate. He announced a contest to all of them. If any person present dared to swim across the lake, the successful swimmer would win $10,000, or instead of the money, Jack would share his golf secrets and his secrets to keep a good mental attitude during a round, which enabled him to win more majors than any other golfer. Jack also told everyone that there were 10 hungry alligators in the pond.
After a period of silence, all watched as one intrepid golfer suddenly splashed into the lake and began swimming like hell. He was swimming so fast it looked like he was running on top of the water, throwing up an incredible wake.
After crossing the lake and climbing out breathless just ahead of several gators rapidly closing in on him, he laid a safe distance away on the ground dripping wet and completely exhausted. The others gave him a thunderous applause.
Jack, amazed at the young golfer’s bravery, couldn’t believe it. He congratulated the golfer and then asked if he would prefer the $10,000 or to know Jack’s secrets to winning majors?
The young golfer caught his breath and said, “Let’s start by finding out which one of you a**holes pushed me in!”
Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, April 26th
Golf Joke Of The Day: Wednesday, April 25th
Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, April 24th
Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, April 23rd
Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, April 22nd
Keep yourself up-to-date with the latest goings-on in the world of golf by following the SwingxSwing Clubhouse on social media. We share stories, stats and breaking news on Twitter, keep the fun going off the course on Instagram and share any and all golf-related topics on Facebook.
Swing by Swing Golf, Inc. is a golf mobile app, media, and entertainment company. The company owns and operates businesses across the following golf categories: GPS, Scorecard & On-the-Course Statistics, Tee Times, Instruction, E-Sports, Publishing, Social Influencer Marketing, Research & Analytics, and Apparel. The company was founded in 2010 and is headquartered in Hartford, Connecticut.
The SwingxSwing Clubhouse entertains its millions of golfer and golf enthusiast visitors with compelling content on professional golf, instruction, equipment, comedy and other lifestyle categories on a daily basis.
Never be the odd golfer out when your friends are talking about the latest or funniest happenings in golf. Sign up for the SxS newsletter today!