Joke Of The Day
Three old men were about to play their regular match when the starter asked if they minded if a lady joins them to make up a four ball.
When they saw the stunningly beautiful 25-year-old blonde, they all agreed that she would make a great 4th. Her standard of golf did not match her looks and after playing 17 bad holes, she got to the 18th green and had a 20-foot putt for a par.
“I would do anything in the world to get a par,” she tells the three men.
All three obviously have the same thing in mind. The first man said, “Hold your hands tight together and aim about six inches to the right of the hole.”
The second man said, “No, no, aim just inside the left edge and hit it firm; make sure you do not leave it short!”
The third gentleman walked around the green surveying the hole from every angle and said, “Ah, that’s a gimmie.”
Sometimes You Just Have To Let It Out
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.