Joke Of The Day
Joe was playing golf all alone as he stood on the 150-yard par-3 9th hole. Just as Joe approached the tee a voice from the heavens said, “Joe, use a new ball.”
Joe looked around and not a soul was in view, so he put a brand new ball on the tee.
Before he could take his shot the same voice called, “Joe, take a practice swing.”
Joe obeyed and swung as hard as he could, slightly off balance at the end.
The same voice called one last time, “Joe, use that old ball.”
Don’t Touch It. Don’t Even Look At It
That’s Thirsty – Cruel thing to say when your ball or a partner’s ball is headed towards the water.