Joke Of The Day
Fred and Harry emerged from the clubhouse to tee off at the first, but Roger looked distracted.
“Anything the matter, mate?” Harry asked.
“Oh, it’s just that I can’t stand the club pro,” Fred replied. “He’s been trying to correct my stance.”
“He’s only trying to help your game,” Harry soothed.
“Yeah,” Fred said, “but I was using the urinal at the time.”
Santa’s Little Helpers
Chili Dip – a shot hit fat in which the ground behind the ball actually moves the ball