A fellow caddy and I recently helped two aged Germans around our course. Failing yet again to get the ball in the air, the worst golfer of the pair exclaimed, “I suppose you have never seen any player worse than me?”
My friend, the caddy, replied, “There are plenty worse than you, sir, but they are no longer playing.”
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