Joke Of The Day
Jake’s wife asked him why he doesn’t play golf with Tom anymore.
Jake responded to her question with one of his own. “Would you continue to play with a guy who always gets drunk, loses so many balls other groups are always playing through, tells lousy jokes while you are trying to putt and generally offends everyone around him on the course?”
“Certainly not, dear” his wife replied.
Jake nodded his head and said, “Well, neither did Tom.”
That’s A Cut
Shawshank Redemption – Phrase uttered when a player hits a shank but then makes up for it by saving the hole with a par.