Two golfers just came back to the clubhouse for a drink. They overheard two Irish men talking. “I used to live in Dublin, too,” said one.
“I moved here when I was 10, too,” said the other.
“My last name is O’Leary, too,” the first said.
Two golfers who had heard the conversation asked a man walking by, “Who are these guys?”
The man said, “Oh! That’s the O’Leary twins. They’re just drunk again.”