Joke Of The Day
A golfer and his girlfriend are lying in bed watching TV.
The girlfriend, feeling neglected, asks him, “Am I the only one you’ve ever been with?”
He says, “Of course.”
She says, “Are you sure I’m the only one?”
He says, “Honey, I’ve been with a lot of 7s and 8s, but you’re definitely the only 1 in the bunch.”
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Lockjaw – Phrase in a betting match when your opponent refuses to concede a short putt.
“What, Billy, this putt isn’t good? You got lockjaw?”