Joke Of The Day
A guy came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy neglige.
“Tie me up,” she purred softly, “And you can do anything you want.”
So, he did as he was told, changed his clothes and headed out to the golf course.
Clubs Only Have So Many Good Shots In Them
“I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.” – Ben Hogan