Joke Of The Day
A man and his wife were sitting around the kitchen table when the husband abruptly stood up and walked towards the door.
“You’re going out to play golf again, aren’t you?” the wife complained.
“I’m only doing under doctor’s orders,” replied her husband.
“Do I look stupid to you?” she screamed.
“It’s true,” he said, opening the door. “He specifically told me I should get some iron every day.”
Honoring The Good Times
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.” – Jim Bishop