Joke Of The Day
A golfer who was known for his bad temper walked into the pro shop one day and plunked down big bucks for a new set of woods.
The staff all watched to see what would happen after he used them for the first time, more than half expecting he’d come in and demand his money back. But the next time he came in, he was all smiles!
“They’re the best clubs I’ve ever had,” he said. “I’ve really had tremendous improvement! In fact, I’ve discovered I can throw them at least 15 yards father than I could my last ones!”
Bag rat – a derogatory terms referring to the caddy.