Joke Of The Day
Jeff called his friend in tears. “I can’t believe it,” he sobbed. “My wife left me for my golf partner.”
“Get a hold of yourself, man,” said his friend. “There are plenty of other women out there.”
“Who’s talking about her?” said Jeff. “He was the only guy that I could ever beat!”
Practice Swings Were Good
Slot Machine – A score of 7-7-7 on three consecutive holes.