Two couples were enjoying a competitive, best-ball match — the wives against the husbands with the losers buying lunch and a libation.
On the final hole, the match was all square. One of the wives had a long, breaking 15-foot putt to win the match. She lined the ball up carefully and confidently stroked the winning putt.
Unfortunately, it stopped three inches short of the hole, dead on line.
Her husband thought that this was a riot and laughing said, “Right train, wrong ticket.”
The wife failed to see the humor and not cracking a smile replied, “No sleeper cars on that train either.”