Joke Of The Day
One golfer asked his friend, “Why are you so late in arriving for your tee time?”
His friend replied, “It’s Sunday, I had to toss a coin between going to church or playing golf.”
“Sure,” continued the friend, “but that still doesn’t explain why you are so late.”
“Well,” said the golfer, “it took over 25 tosses to get it right!”
No Days Off
Daisy cutter – A shot that never leaves the ground and therefore would cut the daisies if there were any.