Joke Of The Day
Dave had tried to be particularly careful about his language as he played golf with his preacher. But on the 12th hole, when he twice failed to hit out of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives.
The preacher felt obligated to respond.
“I have observed,” he said in a calm voice, “that the best golfers do not use foul language.”
“I guess not,” said Dave. “What the hell do they have to cuss about?”
Not The Danger You Were Expecting
Kitty litter – Another name for a bunker as the sand is similar to the litter that cat owners give their cats.