Joke Of The Day
A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. He took another mighty swing with his 3-wood and the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him on the forehead and killed him instantly.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw the golfer walking towards him in his golf attire and asked, “Are you a good golfer?”
The golfer replied, “Got here in two, didn’t I?”
Better To Be Lucky Than Good
Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.