Joke Of The Day
A homeless man asked a man on the street for $5.
“Will you buy booze?” the man asks, to which the bum replied, “No.”
“Will you gamble it away?” the man asked.
Once again the bum replied, “No.”
“Will you use it to make bets at the golf course?” was his next question.
“No, I don’t play golf,” the bum said.
“Will you use it to go to a dance?” the man asked.
“No, I don’t dance either,” the bum replied.
After a pause, the man started to reach for his wallet and then asked one final question.
“Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble, play golf or dance?”
Don’t Get Paired Up With This Guy
The Worm Burner – a shot that skids along the ground, but goes a long way