Joke Of The Day
A golfer hits a huge slice off the first tee. The ball soars over a fence and onto a highway, where it hits a car, which promptly crashes into a tree.
The stunned golfer rushes into the golf shop and shouts, “Help! Help! I just hit a terrible slice off the first tee and hit a car and it crashed. What should I do?”
And the pro says, “Try a slightly stronger grip.”
Out of All The Shots Available, They Chose This One
That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.