Joke Of The Day
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years prior.
“Is that so?” the first said. “Did he do a good job?”
“Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot,” he said. “The ball must have been going 100 MPH when it hit me in the groin. That was the first time in two years my teeth didn’t hurt.”
Can’t Punch Out Off The Tee
A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.