Joke Of The Day
At New Zealand’s Rotorua Golf Club, the course includes such natural hazards as bubbling mud pools, quicksand and steaming geysers. That’s not to mention that the water hazards are hot and fast flowing.
A visiting American tourist and golfer on the 12 hole came across a quicksand bog. Extending from it was a hand gesticulating wildly.
“Oh my,” said the golfer. “He must need a different club.”
Who says golfers aren’t athletes?
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.