Joke Of The Day
A woman stands over her tee shot for what seems an eternity — looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally, her exasperated playing partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the damn ball!”
The lady answers, “My husband is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it,” says her partner. “You’ll never hit him from here.”
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Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.