Joke Of The Day
A golfer hit a big slice off the first tee. His ball ends up behind a small shed.
He’s about to chip out when the caddie says, “Wait! I’ll open the window and the door, then you can hit a 3-wood right through that opening.”
After the caddie opens the escape route, the golfer makes a big swing. The ball nearly makes it, but it hits the windowsill, then bounces back and hits the golfer in the head.
The next thing the golfer knows, he’s standing at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter sees him with his 3-wood in hand and says, “I guess you think you’re a pretty good golfer.”
And the guy replies, “Hey, I got here in two, didn’t I?”