Two guys are playing golf behind two really slow women. Finally, one guy offers to speed things up and walks down the fairway to tell the women to get a move on. But halfway to their cart, he turns around and comes back to his buddy.
“I couldn’t say anything,” he explains. “One was my wife and the other was my mistress.”
“No problem, I’ll handle it,” his pal says. But after going halfway down the fairway toward the women, he too stops.
He comes back and says to his buddy, “Small world, isn’t it?”