A man entered the golf pro shop and looked all around, frowning.
After watching him for a bit, the pro asked him what he wanted.
“I can’t find any green golf balls,” the man replied.
“Well, I don’t think they make them, but I can check,” the pro said.
The pro looked all over the shop, through all the catalogs, even called all the ball manufacturers. Sure enough, no one makes green golf balls.
As the man walked out the door, the pro asked him, “Before you go, could you tell me why you would want green golf balls”
“Because they’d be so much easier to find in the sand traps!” he exclaimed.