Joke Of The Day
Some men were sitting around the grille, chit-chatting about their games.
“I play golf in the low 80s,” the old man told one of the youngsters at his club.
“Wow,” said the young man, “that’s very impressive.”
“Not really,” said the old man, “Any hotter and I’d probably have a stroke.”
Practice Doesn’t Make Perfect
A Nancy Kerrigan – a shot that is knee-high and if hit someone, would take them out