Joke Of The Day
Tom called his friend in tears. “I can’t believe it,” he sobbed. “My wife left me for my golf partner.”
“Get a hold of yourself, man,” said his friend. “There are plenty of other women out there. She wasn’t right for you.”
“Who’s talking about her?” Tom said. “He was the only guy that I could ever beat!”
That’s What Friends Are For
The only two good balls I hit all day was when I stepped on a rake.