Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar and didn’t have a lighter. So he asked his friend if he had one.
“I sure do,” he replied, and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a big 12-inch BIC lighter.
“Wow!” said his friend, “Where did you get that monster?”
“I got it from my genie.”
“You have a genie?” the first guy asked.
“Yep, he’s right here in my golf bag.” He opens his golf bag and out pops a real genie.
The friend says, “I’m a good friend of your master, will you grant me a wish?”
“Yes, I will,” the genie replies.
So the friend asks the genie for, “a million bucks.”
“Done!” the genie replied and hops back into the golf bag, leaving the golfers standing there waiting for the “million bucks.”
Suddenly the sky begins to darken and a million ducks envelop the golfers.
“Hey,” yells the disappointed golfer. “I asked your genie for million bucks, not a million ducks.”
“Sorry,” the other golfer replied, “He’s hard of hearing, and besides, do you really think that I’d ask a genie for a 12-inch BIC?”