Joke Of The Day
A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus.
He said, “Jack, you are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What is your secret?”
Jack smiled knowingly and replied, “Well, it’s quite simple… the holes are numbered.”
How Am I Supposed To Putt With That Going On?
“Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.” – Jack Benny