Joke Of The Day
A young couple got married, and the bride asked her groom if she could have a dresser drawer of her own that he would never open.
The groom agreed.
After 30 years of marriage, the man noticed one day that the drawer had been left ajar. He peeked in and saw three golf balls and $6,000.
He confronted his wife with his findings and asked for an explanation.
“Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer,” she said.
He figures three times in 30 years isn’t bad, she must have had her reasons, but what about the $6,000?
“Whenever I got to a dozen golf balls,” she said, “I sold ’em!”
If It’s Not Phil, It’s Not Happening
Our minister was the best golfer in town. Look at all the practice he’s had in keeping his head down.